Weiner Dog Races...Guess Who Made It To The Semi's!!!

(Schnitzel was a bitter disappointment...we're going to have to up the training regime for next year...)

"Mike...please stop going all in..."

At last...the long-awaited post...

Why I love Jaggermeister.

JAGGERMEISTER...

...is best served cold and drunk FAST.
...reminds me of good times with my good friend Will.
...is in my freezer right now, thanks to my good friend Will. 
...doesn't actually taste good, but that's not the point.
...actually tastes better if you mix it with a whole lotta pineapple juice. Thank you Nuthouse for creating this fine new drink...you have made the world a better place.
...separates the men from the boys.  If you can't handle a shot of jagger, then move it along.
...makes you stagger home...especially if you've had two...okay three.  New rule -- only drink Jagger at a bar within staggering distance of your house, or you can end up sleeping on a friend's couch under a Duke blanket.  Oh, the memories...man do I miss Brian Houston!
...is a key ingredient in an Irish Car Bomb.  Note -- however, that if an old college friend challenges you to drink 3 ICBs in 10 minutes, you should say NO.  I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I will NOT make that mistake twice.  We'll call this section "Helpful tips and lessons learned from your old friend Aunt Shanny." 

And finally...JAGGERMEISTER...

...is for me!

The End of An Era

Well, today marks a turning point in my life.  A very important day.  I never thought this day would come, but alas, it has arrived....and the world will never be the same.

I hate to say it, but I feel I must...after listening to his newest song, "Sexy Back," I have come to the conclusion that...

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SORT OF SUCKS.

Has anyone heard his new song?  The main line is "I'm bringing sexy back."  Now, I admit that I'm not the hippest girl around, but I wasn't aware that sexy was missing.  Where did sexy go?  And how did JT find it?  Well, thank goodness he did...I was getting worried...you can't just let sexy wander off like that, after all...

At any rate, I'm extremely disappointed by my boy's new song.  His album comes out on 9/12 -- three days before my birthday.  Of course, I'll probably still buy the CD when it comes out, because I just have to know if there is at least one good song on there.  But it's the end of an era...that's all I'm saying...